My Terrist Confession (2004)

I like terra firma

And couldn't be without it

Except on a boat

And even then I doubt it

So maybe I'm a terrist

-I fit the description:

I say up yours! to unjust laws

And keep sharp knives in the kitchen.

I live by a semi-detached 'e' state

In a terrist house

In a terrist street.

I love love, basically,

and hate hate

And am cutting down on meat.

I'm cutting down on shopping, too

-All these things that I don't need

Don't please me like they used to do.

I'd rather smoke some weed.

And I'd rather keep the fruits

Of all I labour at each day

Than have some rich old reptile

Lock it all away.

I'd rather folks took action

And questioned what they're told

Than bow to dodgy factions.

Man, it's getting old.

I'd rather we dropped tools than bombs

Then went outside to play

Or at least went out

For a beer, anyway.

Anyway, I'm a terrist.

My ideas are a poison.

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

WAR IS PEACE

Well, enjoy son.